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Who am I?

Neo-hippie cinephile. Follower of the great Jim Morrison who once said "If the doors of perception are cleansed, everything would appear to man as it truly is, infinite."

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Dheemi Dheemi

Fellow blogger Ad Libber wants me to embarrass myself by revealing my diabolical taste in music. Very well. Let's do this.

Rules (as per her):
1. Put your MP3 player/Media player on shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. You must write the name of the song no matter what.

IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY?” YOU SAY?
Zindagi Ke Safar Mein Guzar Jaate Hain Jo Log - Kishore Kumar
This is emotional blackmail at its best.

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Mann Yeh Baanwra - Hazaaron Khwaishein Aisi
Well yes, especially off late.

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Golmaal - Golmaal
Could signify the revelation of a fat fetish, or an affinity for similar crazed minds.

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Tadap (Remix) - Darling
Well, this is more the feeling people who meet me experience, especially the ones fortunate enough to be exposed to my PJ's.

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
Bombay Dreams - AR Rahman
Hollywood can wait. Bollywood, here I come!!!

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Ari Ari - Bombay Rockers
As in katti in Bangla. Totally anti-social apparently, or it could mean my Jewish calling, literally.

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Dream On - Aerosmith
Yeah, totally.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
Lamhey (Instrumental) - Jal
Yes, they were part of effective moments that ran in the background of my formative years.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Patti Rap - Roja
Yes of course. The mind is an environment best suited for the cultivation of the cheesiest, randomest things under the sun, and some not yet.

WHAT IS 2+2?
Woh Lamhen Woh Baatein - Some Imran Kissme flick
Yes, during the latter years of college, the mind would invariably wander onto moments lived, or not lived, in the past, while Professors explained complex algorithms on white boards, somehow not influenced by the markers. Maybe they were. I don't know. I was not there mentally.

DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Maria Maria - Partner
Jahaan dekhi laundiya shuru ho gayi, ahem, dandiya. My best friend wouldn't need enemies after this.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Anjaane - Strings
So true you have no clue.

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
April Come She Will - Paul Simon
Optimism at its height.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Deewangi Deewangi - OSO
So, this is only craziness under development?? *Scratches head.

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Baatein Kuch Ankahee See Hone Lagi - Life in a Metro
Yeah, but the traffic of unspoken words only flows one way in this Metro.

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Kitni Baatein Yaad Aati Hain - Lakshya
Yes, Mum mentions from time to time those modeling offers received when I was 2, and then wonders a little too aloud what happened along the way.

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Hall Bol - Goal
Looks like I'll be marrying Parminder Nagra. Chalega, as long as she supports Mohun Bagan and not those aliens from across the current border!

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Sharara Sharara - Mere Yaar Ki Shaadi Hai
Of course everyone will be partying at the demise of all the craziness.

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Mitwa - KANK
Great, now I lost all my heterosexual friends.

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Soni De Nakhre - Partner
Huh? I am a drama queen deep down inside??

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Aaj Ki Raat Hona Hai Jo Ho Jaane Do - Don (2006)
No questions next morning please.

WHAT SHOULD YOU POST THIS AS?
Dheemi Dheemi - 1947 Earth
A simpering end to a few shocking past moments.

I nominate Mala, Sumant, Puranjoy, GreatBong, Jabberwock and Amit Varma to embark on this soul searching journey.

13 comments:

What's In A Name ? said...

Sirji, "Zindagi Ke Safar Mein Guzar Jaate Hain Jo Log ".......won't that be 'mukaam' ??

ArSENik said...

Ami baba Bangalir chhele. Amar kachhe oi mukaam aar log akee jineesh. But you are right, it's mukaam.

What's In A Name ? said...

arro achhe......"patti rap"...BOMBAAy cinematay chhilo. Rojaa-y naa. :)
aamio Bangaalir chheley dada. Taai aagei adlibber ke bole rekhechhi...."Ingrizi gaan amar daraaa hobe naa, hindi banglaa holey bolo...???" :)

ArSENik said...

Ohh baba...Monne hochhe boyesh hoye gelo. Tomader moton sob sharp kochi sonsoder songe aar paala deya jayena. Hain toh problem ta ki? Hindi Banglayee hoye jaak!

What's In A Name ? said...

setaai kore cholechhi......ekkhuni post kore felbo...

ArSENik said...

Taratari koro. Wait korchi. Amader moto bridhoder beshi late jaga baron.

ad libber said...

oi what? amio bangalir meye!! ar amar addhek gaan more or less wordless. tamil gaan gulo bad diye dilam. mone holo keu language ta bujhte parbe na :P
I dont remember patti rap. which song was it?

ArSENik said...

In fact, both What's in a Name and I were wrong. Patti Rap is from Humse Hai Muqabla - that lone Prabhudeva Hindi movie. It is the song where he dances disco randomly with some old village hag.

Mala said...

OMG! Absolutely hilarious. I have to wait till its the middle of the night to attack this one. Umrica eshe ingrizi gaan shona chere diyechi apart form the FM station in my raddi car which does not have a CD player. My ipod is loaded with 'bharotiyo languages'.

Mala said...

'bharotiyo shongeet' i meant to say ;)

What's In A Name ? said...

haan.....'Bombay' bole bhool korluum kaaron Bombay-er oi bachhataa ei gaantay nechechjhilo. My mishhtake!

dreamy said...

ok, ei post er comment sectioner o akta title howa uchit.

"AMIO BANGALI"


:D

ad libber said...

true, dreamy, very true, suddenly we all feel affronted having our regionality casted against us